November 16, 2008

Patch clamp <3

Songs I dedicate to my method-crush, Patch clamp:
  • Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
  • Why Don't You and I - Santana feat. Alex Band
  • Going Out of my Head - the Zombies
  • A Case of You - Joni Mitchell
Just another case of unrequited love for me. Alas, Patch clamp, I can't be your electrophysiological girlfriend because you're an incorporeal neuro technique, and I'm a real person. You'll never experience my enthuiastic electrode insertion, and I'll never experience your single cell conductances. We'll have to find that sort of satisfaction elsewhere... for me, probably after a few drinks in a bar. For you... who knows? I don't know your type. You probably like fat, slutty squid giant axons.

(heartbreak.)

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