Question:

When people like Tori Spelling write books, why do people buy them? Maybe it's misguided for me to think of Tori Spelling as a boring, unattractive 90's version of Paris Hilton because there are obviously people buying her books. So what's so interesting about her? I would actually be more interested in Paris's autobiography than Tori's, and I'm saying this with the expectation that Paris would just make a list of what's hot and defend her misuse of underwear for 90 pages before devolving into doodles of shoes and pink hearts.

Tori has written two books. I'm willing to put money on the fact that neither one of them explains why all that plastic surgery can't make her face less manly.