One of the things I really like about myself is my ability to simultaneously be a lightweight and hold my liquor. I feel drunk after half a beer, but I don't feel sick after 12 shots of tequila. I'm Polish, German, Irish, and Native American, baby!
The only excuse I have for bragging about this is that I'm headed to Chicago for a week, and this means that my liver needs to get in gear. We don't pussyfoot around drinking in the windy city. I can't wait to get my hands on some pauper quality vodka.
I'm signed up to give blood when I come back. How drunk can you be when you do that? Just askin'.
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