living in the future

Let us never speak about my public speaking skills again.

Here are things I'm looking forward to, in chronological order:

1. Drinking beer after study group tomorrow. Study groups should not exist without being coupled to beer drinking.
   
2. Going to CHICAGO. And drinking beer there.
   
3. [Possibly] Making out *
4. Thanksgiving with Shelby! And my family.
   
5. SHOPPING. And drinking hard liquor. With Shelby!
   
6. [Possibly] Making out *
   
7. Seeing my grandparents for the first time in sooooo long. I am a terrible grandchild.
8. Seeing Fastball at Cat's Cradle!
   
9. [Unlikely] Making out **

* Social activity + alcohol ingestion substantially increases probability of making out
** Except in North Carolina, the Bermuda triangle of make-out prospects