Things you almost always regret as soon as your liver is free of alcohol:

1. Eating those bar peanuts.
2. Not moving those clean clothes off your bed before you went out for drinks.
3. Throwing aforementioned clean clothes on the ground after going out for drinks.
4. Texting people you have dated, regardless of what you said.
5. Staring for what you now realize was a long long time at the boys on the other side of the room who went to your high school.
6. Thinking you can dance.